Pen Name Jane

50 Shades of Red, White and Flu

Pen Name Jane mixes a fever with the Summer Olympics and the fastest-selling paperback of all time.

Have you ever had one of those days where you ask one of your friends how their week was and they say, “fine”? And then they ask how your week was and you say, “Holy crap, I met this billionaire and he really liked me but then he made me sign this DNR contract, which I thought meant do not resuscitate, but really it meant I couldn’t talk about him. So I really shouldn’t be talking to you about him, but seriously it was so exciting and a little scary, but then we broke up.” And then, after you’re all out of breath from telling your friend about your thrilling week, you realize it was only a book that you read, and that, no, you hadn’t really done anything interesting in a long time. And your friend admits, “Yeah, I read that book, too.” And…

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